Because seriously, it would be nice to have a good month, especially creatively/professionally.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Your May Horoscope by Susan Miller

The past few months have been strenuous, but May will be all you want it to be, even exceeding your greatest expectations. It will be chockfull of fabulous opportunities on so many levels that you may be amazed at how things can so dramatically turn to your favor. A "grand trine" - considered the most harmonious, happiest aspect possible - will be shaping up in the heavens, and as a Virgo you will be front and center, perfectly positioned to enjoy all of them.

This golden triangle that will appear in the heavens near May 5 will link the energies of Pluto (transformations), Venus (love, happiness, and fun), and Saturn (stability and longevity). All these planets are in earth signs. The houses that bring you your greatest luck are the ones these planets are visiting. The three planets will form a bond between your fifth house (creativity, love, and children), your ninth house (foreign people / places, study, publishing, and broadcasting), and your first house (ruling the power of your determination and unique personality). All these areas will work together to create a magnificent month of opportunity for you.

The fact that the first house is included in this grand trine signifies that you should feel free to be "you" inside and out. As they say, let you be you. The most unique parts of you will be deeply appreciated now in a very genuine way, and your fresh perspective will be lauded.

If you are in a creative profession (and that would include writing) you should voice your ideas, for they will be heard - they may now bring you through a new door, one that you find infinitely right for you. There will be a sense of freedom and liberation, too, for others are finally "getting" what you are and what you want, and they will want to help you succeed. If you've wondered when to launch a major project, it's now!

I'm serious. Do not toy with me. I will be Most Displeased.

Heh-- this is about right.

You Are 48% Girly

You're a little girly, a little boyish, and probably a whole lot indie. You have your own unique style, and it pretty much defies gender lines.

And ROTFLMAO on this one in that "Oh really?" sort of way.

You are 93% Virgo

ION, I worked legs yesterday with Jason the Wonder Trainer. Bastard. He has this way of designing my work where I actually feel okay immediately afterwards and for several hours, yet by the next day, I'm doing that old lady move out of my chair, where I have to brace my hands on the arms of my chair and pitch my body forward in order to get enough momentum to actually stand.

Bastard. He's laughing right now, I know he is.